September
2007
Learning
Centre
Connection
Your gateway to life-long learning opportunities
"Fundraiser"
Join
us on September 7 at 7:30 p.m.
and
experience the
"Sisters
of the Holy Rock".
This
award winning entertainment troupe
has
wowed audiences all over Manitoba.
The
exciting show will be held at the
Happy
Thought School Gym
659
Quarry Road
East
Selkirk, MB.
Get
your ticket early as they will sell fast!
All
proceeds will go to the
Selkirk
& District Community Learning Centre's
new
roof fund.
Tickets
are available at
Selkirk
& District Community Learning Centre
511
Robinson Avenue
Selkirk,
MB. R1A 1E5
(204)
482-2111
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ORIENTATION
SESSION

Call
482-2111 to register for an ORIENTATION Session
on
September 7 at NOON or 4PM
The
ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT
Program is coming to the Selkirk & District Community
Learnng Centre
Discover
if your future is working as a Receptionist, Accounting Clerk,
Secretary, Office Clerk, Customer Service Representative or
an Administrative Assistant!!!
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Presents
this fall
"Administrative
Assistant"
Keyboarding
starts September 5 - Full Time Day Program
Regular
Classes start in October
This
program provides students with the necessary computer skills,
knowledge of accounting, and office procedures for entry-
level positions in a business office environment.
To
Register call 204-482-2111
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"Computer
Fundamentals for Job Skills"
Certificate
Course
Watch
for our next course to start
This
course provides the students with an introduction to word
processing, spreadsheets, presentation software, and Internet-related
tools. The course also introduces the students to the internal
and external hardware components necessary for the operation
of the computer. Students leave the course with an understanding
of the possible uses of the computer as a powerful tool and
a basic set of skills necessary to operate the computer in
a productive meaningful manner. Call
482-2111 to register.
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Look
Whats New for Fall
Building
Systems Technician / 5th Class Power Engineer
Full
Time Certificate Program
Education
Assistant / Communication Augmentation
Full
Time 10 Month Diploma Program
Landscaper
Certificate
Course
Courses
start this September & January at the
Selkirk
& District Community Learning Centre.
To Register Call 204-482-2111
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Power
Up
Power
Up Computer Training for Women
September
15, 22 & 29
Cost
- $40 for 3 Saturdays
Time
- 10am to 3:30pm
Power
Up teaches women the basics of using a computer, from turning
the machine on to typing a word document to accessing the
internet and sending emails. You will be taken through the
program so you can understand how to make the computer work
for you.
This program is sponsored by the
Women's Directorate.
Call
482-2111 to register.
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Job
Quest - Career Services
482-2100
or toll free 1-866-482-2100

NEW
HOURS & SESSIONS
NOW open every Tuesday evening:
5:00
pm - 8:30 pm
Come
in to use our Resource Area,
meet
with staff for your scheduled appointment,
or
attend a scheduled information session!
Daytime
Hours: Monday to Friday, 8:30am - 4:30pm
Closed:
Friday September 14 & 28
Sign
up for one of our "Free" Workshops:
September
4 - PLAR Portfolio ORIENTATION - 10am to 12pm
September
6 & 7 - Resume
Writing Workshop - 9am to 4pm
September
10 - Job Search Workshop - 9am to 4pm
September
17 & 18 - Resume
Writing Workshop - 9am to 4pm
September
20 - Cover Letter Workshop - 9am to 3pm
September
21 & 24 - Interview Prep Workshop - 9am to 4pm
September
25 & 27 - Career Planning - 9am to 4pm
Tuesday
Evening Workshops:
September
11 - PLAR
Portfolio ORIENTATION - 6pm to 8pm
September
25 - PLAR Portfolio Part 1 - 5:30pm to 8:30pm
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Lord
Selkirk Toastmasters
Club #3977

"For
Better Listening, Better Thinking, Better Speaking!"
Toastmasters
offers a proven way to improve your communication skills.
By participating in a fun and supportive Toastmasters group,
you'll become a better speaker and leader and gain confidence
to succeed in whatever path you've chosen in life.
We meet every other Wednesday at the Selkirk & District
Community Learning Centre from 7pm - 9pm. It is always OPEN
HOUSE! We love an audience and the coffee is free.
Our
meetings for this month are September 5 & 19, at 7pm.
If
you have any inquiries call Fred at 204-389-5985.
See
the Web site http://lordselkirk.freetoasthost.org/
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Computer
Tutor
Computer
Tutor is one-on-one training, at the Selkirk Learning Centre,
in the popular software titles. This training is individually
tailored to your needs. You can arrange to have a one hour
review of your favorite software, or a number of hours to
learn something new and relate it to your job.
If
you are interested in the Computer Tutor call the Selkirk
& District Community Learning Centre at (204)
482-2111 or email
reception@mts.net.
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Audio-Video
Conferencing
The
Selkirk & District Learning Centre now has two-way audio-video
capability in three classrooms. We now have classes started
with the Centre for Aboriginal Human Resource Development
(CAHRD) & The University of Winnipeg.
Our
first class was the Education Assistant Diploma Program /
Communication Augmentation. They will graduate this September
2007 at the Aboriginal Centre. There will be new classes starting
this September 2007 at the Selkirk & District Community
Learning Center.
For
more information call Karen Keppler, Program Manager, at (204)
482-2111.
 
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Computer
Lending Library

Our
Mission Statement
The
SDCLC sponsored Computer Lending Program is designed to encourage
the use of computers by making them accessible to those who
are unable to otherwise acquire them; thereby increasing their
quality of life, literacy, fluency and enhancing the specialty
skills that have become a requirement for more employment
opportunities - even in entry-level positions.
The
Computer Lending Library supplies you with a basic set of
computer equipment and will also offer basic instructions
for assembling and operating your computer. The training is
scheduled through the Selkirk & District Community Learning
Centre. Membership
Application
for more information contact June at the Selkirk & District
Community Learning Centre:
Phone: (204) 482-2111
Fax: (204) 785-1316
Email: reception@mts.net
Web Site: www.selkirklearningcentre.ca
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Classroom
Rentals
The
Selkirk & District Community
Learning Centre has furnished Classrooms
and Computer Labs for rent, which are ideal for:
- Seminars
- Training
Workshops
- Computer
Training
- Strategic
Planning
- Off-site
Meetings
- Service
Group Gatherings
To
view room rates please click
here.
For
room bookings please contact June at the Selkirk Learning
Centre (204)
482-2111
or
email: reception@mts.net
.
Hours
of Operation: 8:00 AM to 4:30 PM, Monday to Friday.
Evening
and Weekend Hours are also available to be booked.
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CAP
Computers
Free
Public Access to Computers
Hours
of operation is Monday to Friday 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.
The
Selkirk & District Community Learning Centre has 6 computers
that can be used to access the internet, check emails, type
a word document, print documents, or job search. All 6 computers
have Microsoft Office '97.
Drop
in to the Selkirk & District Community Learning Centre
at 511 Robinson Avenue to get on a computer and cruise the
information highway!
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RER

"Responsible
Electronics Recycling"
We
take just about any kind of Electronics
!
Why? Because ewaste is extremely toxic when not disposed
of in an approved manner! The RER was first conceived four
years ago when it was noted that electronics waste or ewaste
often found its way into landfills throughout Manitoba.
You
can help save our earth by recycling your old electronics!
Call
the centre for more information at 482-2111
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The
Selkirk & District Community Learning Centre
now
accepts all makes of cartridges !
Recycle
your empty printer, fax copier cartridges and your old cell
phones to help us earn money and to help save the earth!
We
have joined in a new fundraiser called

This
program offers us an almost effortless way to raise money
to support our projects - and to protect
our planet.
We
earn money simply by recycling the eligible used printer,
fax and copier cartridges that were destined for the trash.
We
help save the earth by collecting all the ineligible cartridges
that end up in our landfills.
Here's
How You Can Help:
- Save
your cartridges you use at home, in the workplace or at
your business.
- Ask
friends, family, employers to help support our fundraising
efforts and save our earth.
- Collect
all makes of cartridges.
- Collect
old cell phones.
- Drop
off the empty cartridges and cell phones to the Selkirk
Learning Centre or call to arrange for pick up (204) 482-2111.
- NOTE:
Previously recycled or remanufactured cartridges will
now be accepted.
Please
drop off at:
Selkirk
& District Community Learning Centre
511
Robinson Ave., Selkirk, MB
Contact:
June
Phone:
(204) 482-2111
Fax: (204)
785-1316
Email:
reception@mts.net
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Instructors
Wanted:
Do
you have a skill or a hobby you would like to share with others?
We are always looking for instructors and new ideas for courses
and workshops.
Call
the Selkirk & District Community Learning Centre with
your ideas at 482-2111 or email reception@mts.net.
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Quiz
of the Month
| Hired Help They
cooked the meals, cleaned the house, cared for the
kids and solved all of life's little problems! (well,
some of them just made us laugh!) Match up our favorites
with the shows they star in... |
| 1. Florence |
| |
It's a Living
The Jeffersons
The Brady Bunch
Full House |
|
| 2. Alice |
| |
Frasier
Growing Pains
The Brady Bunch
The Nanny |
|
| 3. Nell |
| |
Diff'rent Strokes
The Facts of Life
Gimme a Break
The Cosby Show |
|
| 4. Tony |
| |
The Addams Family
Newhart
Who's the Boss?
Mad About You |
|
| 5. Ms. Fine |
| |
Diff'rent Strokes
The Nanny
Gimme a Break
Silver Spoons |
|
| 6. Rosie |
| |
The Brady Bunch
Frasier
The Jetsons
Newhart |
|
| 7. Lurch |
| |
The Addams Family
The Jetsons
Bewitched
The Munsters |
|
| 8. Mrs. Garrett
|
| |
Diff'rent Strokes
Gimme a Break
The Nanny
Family Matters |
|
| 9. Stephanie
|
| |
Newhart
Full House
Frasier
Growing Pains |
|
| 10. Daphne |
| |
Silver Spoons
Family Ties
The Nanny
Frasier |
ANSWERS
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Joke of the Month
An Unusual Lesson
A
professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology
students, about to hand out the final exam. "I want to say
that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know
you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to
medical school after summer break. So that no one gets their
GP messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit
too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the
final exam today will receive a "B" for the course."
There was much rejoicing amongst the class as students got
up, passed by the professor to thank him and sign out on his
offer.
As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out
over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Any one
else? This is your last chance." One final student rose up
and took the offer.
The professor closed the door and took attendance of those
students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourself,"
he said. "You all have "A's."
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Puzzle
of the Month
School
CHALKBOARD
CLASSROOM
CLOCK
DESK
DETENTION
GYMNASIUM |
 |
HALLWAY
INCINERATOR
JANITOR
LIBRARY
LOCKER
LUNCHROOM |
 |
NURSE
PRINCIPAL
SCHOOLYARD
SECRETARY
STUDENT
TEACHER |
ANSWERS
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Questions/Comments
for the editor:
We
would like to know more about what your needs are?
We
value your feedback,
please send your questions or comments to the editor of the
"Learning Centre Connection" at the Selkirk
& District Community Learning Centre, 122-511 Robinson
Ave., Selkirk, MB, R1A 1E5, (204)
482-2111 or by email: reception@mts.net.
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Contact
Us:

Selkirk
& District Community Learning Centre
122
- 511 Robinson Avenue
Selkirk,
Manitoba R1A 1E5

Phone:
(204) 482-2111
Fax: (204)
785-1316
Email: reception@mts.net
Hours
of operation are Monday to Friday from
8:30
a.m. to 4:30 p.m.
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